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In the great tradition of the unvanquished Conquistadors before you, who came to a New World and brought disease to the people, annihilated the economy and civilized culture, plundered the wealth and trashed the environment, you too can be the Conquistador (or Conquistadora) in your own time and of your own domain in a new Conquistador SIV (Supremacy and Intimidation Vehicle).  This is the vehicle that will smoke your neighbors who only have lowly SUVs (Sport Utility Vehicle.) The Conquistador is the overwhelming force on the  road.  Now you can be guaranteed that you will prevail in any conflict you encounter. Discover new territory with out regard to the environment quality.  With all this power you can rip up hillsides, appropriate wealth* at will and probably get the girl! (Or get the boy, for the Conquistadoras out there!)  Don’t let the local quality of life, the inheritance of your children or legacy of future generations, sway your inalienable right.  If you can afford it, it is your right!

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* In this case plunder petroleum reserves in other people's countries.

 

 
 

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